Why Don't you just F**k me up the arse?

Following a good start to the league for Selecta and having already thrown down a marker that we are still the Check Out Kings with a 102 outshot from Rampage and 79 from Devastating, Selecta were sitting pretty, tucked just behind the Holland club in the League and threatening the kind of form that saw them storm to 7 bonus points in the league last year:

As we all know though there's two things you can rely on in life:

1) Kenergy keeps his ladies busier than a duracell bunny (a sex toy duracell bunny that is)

2) The fat boys will always complain

Today Devastating received this email:

At the end of the last season the fat boys proposed during the Captains Meeting that the checkout level be raised as being able to check out a finish in two darts did not deserve a bonus point. Unfortunately for Selecta Darts Democracy is not decided by who has the best looking Captain, it comes down to size of belly. With the changes the table now looks like this: (those of a nervous disposition please avert your eyes)

Now this makes today a serious bad day, but then Devastating receives another email:

As Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap would say 'Man that is f*cked up!'
But sadly for Sam his next leap won't be the leap to a darts home.

So here we are, no bonus points and we've lost our second darts home in as many seasons. Then it hit me, it's the ninth of November or in UK calendar terms 9/11. Now Losing the world trade center was tough for the Yanks, but at least they still had somewhere to play darts.

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