Selecta to take inspiration from football chants

Read this email today and thought it was great, especially the Traore song. These are the type of taunts we need to be developing for our opposition. Any ideas stick them on the blog:

"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convictedfor, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf
"Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't likethe idea of a swear word in his song.
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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....in style of
Chim-Chiminey*
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howardand
he says F*CK YOU!!
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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadiaafter being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad
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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at StAndrews...
Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland
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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in asemergency cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
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To the tune of Rebel RebelNeville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
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Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
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To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance':Sung to Man utds Sun Ji ParkPark, Park,
whoever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse,
You could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.
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To the tune of 'You are my Sunshine':
You are a Scouser,
an ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on Giro day,
Your Mum's out thieving,
Your Dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take my hubcaps away